April 1 is officially “don’t tell me anything important” day. If you do tell me something important, I won’t believe you. It’s too tiring to spend the entire day weighing each piece of information to determine whether or not it’s a prank. So I’ve decided to make this annoying “holiday” a little easier to get though by disbelieving everything I’m told today.

If you have something true that you want me to know, please save it for tomorrow.

(And no, I’m not really as grumpy as that may make me sound. I’m actually pretty happy today. I’m just weary of the seemingly endless stream of unamusing attempts at April fools pranks. There have been a couple of good ones, but they’re few and far between…)